Chuckle Of The Day – The Doctor And Thinking Fast

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

doctor and old elderly man

Old Guy Goes To The Doctor

An 82 year-old man goes to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor sees him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor sees him again and says, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”‘

Morris replies, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”

The doctor says, “I didn’t say that. I said you’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”

Elderly Man Thinks Fast

An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took a five gallon bucket to pick some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man thought for a second and said, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked.’

Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator!’

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 PJ November 9, 2013 at 3:34 am

FUNNY!!!!!! That’s what I call a “dirty ol’ man”. LOL! I have to say though, I can relate to the first little man. Misunderstanding what someone says, that is. Not getting a “hot momma”. LOL!

Love ya!


2 Sherry Riter November 9, 2013 at 7:20 am

😛 I’m glad you enjoyed them PJ. I can relate with the misunderstanding joke too! 😀


3 Along These Lines November 9, 2013 at 10:14 am

Good play on words re heart murmur 🙂


4 Sherry Riter November 11, 2013 at 5:48 am



5 Hanzo November 9, 2013 at 11:09 pm

That has made me smile and it is my goal to spread the smile to others today, thank you 🙂


6 Sherry Riter November 11, 2013 at 5:48 am

My pleasure! 🙂


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