Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A1. His last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A2. At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A6. Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A7. The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A8. It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A9. No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A10. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A11. Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A12. No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A13. Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
I Like Men With…
This Chuckle Of The Day is actually a true story that happened this week.
I have a friend named Sarah. The other day we were talking about men, specifically their eye color.
Sarah said, “I love men with blue eyes. You know, all my boyfriends had brown eyes and so does my husband. That’s not a bad thing because I like brown eyes okay too. I also like green eyes.”
Then she paused for a second and said, “I guess I just like men with eyes!”
I started laughing and couldn’t stop.
Sarah tried to back peddle.
“Well, I said I like brown eyes, blue eyes and green eyes. What color is left? Duh!”
Then Sarah started laughing.
I laughed so hard that my side hurt and tears fell from my eyes.
Okay, maybe you had to just be there.