Chuckle Of The Day – I Like Men With… & Student, Yoga, Spiders

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle


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Student Who Obtained 0% On An Exam

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A1. His last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A2. At the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A3. Liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A4. Marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A5. Exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A6. Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A7. The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A8. It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A9. No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A10. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A11. Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A12. No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A13. Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Smarty pants.

Schematic diagram of the human eye

I Like Men With…

This Chuckle Of The Day is actually a true story that happened this week.

I have a friend named Sarah. The other day we were talking about men, specifically their eye color.

Sarah said, “I love men with blue eyes. You know, all my boyfriends had brown eyes and so does my husband. That’s not a bad thing because I like brown eyes okay too. I also like green eyes.”

Then she paused for a second and said, “I guess I just like men with eyes!”

I started laughing and couldn’t stop.

Sarah tried to back peddle.

“Well, I said I like brown eyes, blue eyes and green eyes. What color is left? Duh!”

Then Sarah started laughing.

I laughed so hard that my side hurt and tears fell from my eyes.

Okay, maybe you had to just be there.


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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 Peter Spenser May 24, 2013 at 11:54 am

I hate to tell you this, but… spiders do fly.

I’m not going to give the details of where or when because then you’ll just go through life looking over your shoulder constantly.

Maybe… when you encounter a spider, just recognize it for what it is: another one of God’s glorious creatures—as each of us is—and marvel in it’s creation here on earth.


2 Sherry Riter May 25, 2013 at 12:14 am

OH NO!!!!! You’re kidding?!!! A flying spider sounds like a nightmare! No way will I ever call a spider “glorious.” Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Peter Spenser May 25, 2013 at 5:50 am

I understand that some people have phobias but—and I say this affection, not acrimony—perhaps you should re-read your own post from a while ago: “My Point Of View Is The Best.”


4 Sherry Riter May 29, 2013 at 7:46 am



5 Skip_D May 25, 2013 at 8:02 am

I think that student deserves at least 100% 😀 great answers!!!

…ohhhh, & yes, some spiders are accomplished flyers – but personally, I preser the jumping soiders… they are such cute little guys, & many are brilliantly colored! 😀


6 Sherry Riter May 29, 2013 at 7:46 am

🙂 I think they were great answers too!


7 Tim King May 28, 2013 at 11:18 am

What color is left? Uh… Purple. 🙂

Kind of like me and a woman’s hair. I really like redheads. But all of my girlfriends had brown hair. I’ve always liked brunettes. Come to think of it, I also like blondes…


8 Sherry Riter May 29, 2013 at 7:42 am

LOL You’re funny. Oh yeah, purple eyes! LOL Sounds like you need a concubine of women too. LOL


9 Jerel Gall May 2, 2014 at 3:55 am

I have seen and run into many a sailing spiders as well….


10 Sherry Riter May 2, 2014 at 7:17 am

Ewwwwwwwww! I do not like spiders!!!


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