Laughing My Butt Off Humorous Jokes – So Funny!

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

I had a rather hectic, stressful and long day at work on Monday. To make matters worse, I had to stop at the grocery store and pick up some eggs, salmon, chicken and sweet potatoes. I know you really wanted to know what I purchased at the store. LOL


On top of all of that, I got home late, made a quick dinner and sat down to watch a training webinar. Hopefully, I will retain what I learned and continue to soak up more of the information. So while sitting at the computer listening, I surfed for some happy stuff.

I not only found happy stuff, but there were things that made me laugh my butt off!

Did you know that LMBO is the abbreviation for Laughing My Butt Off? It is such a great abbreviation!

Let me share this humor with you so that you can laugh your butt off too!

I’m sure you can understand why I laughed so hard at the first two humor filled jokes if you consider that the whole time I’m home, I’m wearing pajamas. As a matter of fact, when I went to Costco on Friday night, I left some non-perishable groceries in the trunk of the car. Well, later that evening I wanted some of the stuff in the trunk, but there was no way I would go back out to the car because…

humor requires pants or bra

humor store bra off

Was that too much information? Talking about abbreviations. TMI = Too Much Information. Did you already know that abbreviation?

Well, as soon as I got to the office Monday, there was someone that caused me to feel exactly like this next joke because they have a personality trait that is very annoying. Can you guess what it might be? I’m going to tell you.


Yeah. It goes beyond reminding or inquiring. It’s straight out nagging.

Let me just say that after living through the incessant nagging by this person, I can FEEL for men who are nagged by their wives. Oh my goodness! Nagging should be outlawed!

With that in mind, this next humorous picture is how I felt FIRST thing in the morning. Such a crying shame. LOL

humor aggravation and crime

If you ever decide to visit the great state of Virginia, you will quickly learn that people can’t drive. Actually, they can drive sometimes, but they can’t ever merge onto the highway correctly. I know that Virginia is for lovers, but I have no feelings of love when all the cars run the yield sign and then scream, cuss and do all manner of hand signals at me. It is truly pa-thet-ic. That’s why I think this next suggestion is absolutely hilarious. I need it…really.

humor car horn gun shots

Moving right along, I think that the joke you just read goes nicely with the next one.

humor family stick people van

You know I’m building this post to a hilarious climax, don’t you?

For this next humorous joke you need to think about the older woman who is trying to find a suitable companion. Just because she’s aging doesn’t mean she doesn’t enjoy companionship, love, fun, excitement and sex as much or more than the younger generation.


The older a woman becomes, the harder and harder it gets to find someone who is compatible.

humor love options diminish

Of course, we can’t leave out the proud and happy women who have lots of kids and display the fact on their vans with those lovely stick figures on the back window.

humor minivan family of 6

Did you see what I posted on my Facebook a couple days ago about Monday’s? I don’t like Monday at all, unless I have it off!

humor monday off hate tuesday

No. I don’t like running. I think I look really silly when I run. Silly!

humor see me running

humor running motivation

Now let’s vent about repair people. Sorry if you are a repair person that makes house calls. I get so aggravated when a company says, “We can’t set a time, but it will be between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.

Gimme a break people!

So in other words, I hear this in my head…

“Your time is not worth one thing to us. Although we are providing you with a service, you have to make all the concessions. If any time is getting wasted, it will be yours and not ours. On top of that, we are still going to keep charging you more and more each year.”

humor service and paying bills

I think I’m feeling a little sassy!

humor sassy pants on

In case you didn’t know, a redheaded person can also be called a ginger. The two terms are synonymous with one another.

I love redhead jokes. Seriously. I think some redhead jokes are just soooooooooooooo hilarious. So this little ditty made me laugh especially at the view inside my head .

Ummm…Jackie Chan has no need to see me as a threat.

humor redhead ninja ginja

Finally, we are at my favorite joke.

I don’t sleep at work.

(rolling my eyes)

My big thing is I get so caught up in an activity that I forget to eat lunch or if it is at the end of an evening, I don’t realize that it is way past time for me to leave work.

Bearing that in mind along with the fact that I do pray to God daily, I think you will find this last joke is funny.

humor sleeping at work

I am still laughing my butt off at that one. It is just so funny!

Uh huh, LMBO!

Part of what makes it so funny to me is that many, many, many times I have set or laid my head down on my desk while blogging only to have Alyssa catch me sleeping. I fall asleep constantly, so the next time it happens, I’m going to fake like I am praying!

Oh my goodness, ya’ll. It feels so good to laugh. I am so happy!

This post was written by...

Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lisa Poltz March 5, 2013 at 9:27 am

You need to create a chuckle the way I’m writing this bra-less cause I always run in the morning without one!


2 Sherry Riter March 5, 2013 at 1:47 pm

LOL Lisa! I should create a post called, “Confessions Of The Braless Women” and have everyone send me a short story. LOL


3 Donna March 5, 2013 at 11:15 am

LOL!~ Funny stuff, especially the last one!lol!


4 Sherry Riter March 5, 2013 at 1:47 pm

Glad you enjoyed it Donna!!!


5 Joan March 5, 2013 at 12:55 pm



6 Sherry Riter March 5, 2013 at 1:49 pm

Aren’t you just too funny?!!! 😛


7 Sue March 5, 2013 at 4:02 pm

I am not feeling well these days so this cheered me up.


8 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:23 am

I’m glad it cheered you Sue! {{{{hugssss}}}}


9 Mary Hill March 5, 2013 at 8:26 pm

So funny. I laughed so hard I …… oops TMI.



10 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:24 am



11 Mary Hill March 5, 2013 at 8:26 pm

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12 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:25 am

LOL Those daily discoveries are wonderful, aren’t they? LOL


13 Annie March 5, 2013 at 9:24 pm

Definitely LMBO… these are hysterical:) Thanks for the laughs!!


14 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:26 am

You’re welcome Annie!


15 Liza March 5, 2013 at 9:49 pm

I can’t wear a bra all of the time (and even then, it has to be a loose sports’ bra) due to chest problems. So I completely understand the first two!

The rest of these are so hilarious and cute! :p Thanks for sharing. 🙂


16 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:26 am

I’m glad you enjoyed them Liza! My pleasure to share! I laughed so hard I was crying! LOL


17 Skip_D March 6, 2013 at 2:23 pm

what a wonderful, riotously funny post!!! I didn’t just LMBO or even LMAO – I went straight to PMSLMFAO!!! ^_^

btw… I’m writing this braless 😛


18 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:30 pm

LOL How did I know that you would add the “F” word in there? Must be the sailor in ya! 😀

OH. MY. GOODNESS. I read, “I’m writing this braless” and laughed so hard that I nearly broke a rib. YOU would be the very LAST person I would suspect of wearing a bra! LOL


19 Skip_D March 6, 2013 at 8:44 pm

hehehe… I may have to buy, beg, borrow, or steal one just so I can send you a photo of me wearing it!!! 😛


20 Sherry Riter March 6, 2013 at 8:47 pm



21 Bev March 14, 2013 at 10:26 pm

Too funny….LMBO at you and Skip.


22 Sherry Riter March 15, 2013 at 2:16 pm

Us? Funny? LOL


23 jamie@kreyv March 7, 2013 at 9:42 pm

These are so freaking hilarious! I just continue to pin them, and I have even done a few blog posts with them. I love the stick figure ones…makes me laugh every time!


24 Sherry Riter March 8, 2013 at 6:31 am

I’m glad you enjoy them as much as me!!! I laugh so hard that tears run down my face. I can read them over and over and over again!

Have a great day!


25 Jennifer March 8, 2013 at 2:51 pm

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26 Sherry Riter March 9, 2013 at 4:43 pm

I’m sharing now! 😀 Thanks for the invite!


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