Funny Quotes & Pictures Because I Like To Laugh

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Today was A DAY!

I’m sure you’ve had days when you are so stressed that you think you might pull your hair out.

Well, that was my day, so I was in desperate need of a really good laugh. I realized that I didn’t laugh much at all and that is such a shame! Laughing releases all those endorphins in the brain and can really lighten our mood to help us feel better.

After I made dinner, washed the dishes and played with Bella for a little while, I started surfing in an effort to find funny stuff to make me laugh. I was successful!


Now it is your turn to laugh at the funny quotes!


funny card quote text ex


funny card quote stalking internet


funny card quote breath mint


funny card quote sleep dead

Oh My!

funny card quote cry pregnant


funny card quote new diet

Social Media

funny card quote love kids


funny card quote laugh jokes


funny card quote adele breakup


funny card quote work chair


This one is my favorite! I just laughed right out loud! How many times have you felt like saying something like this after you have finally made it to the line and the clerk is finished ringing up the groceries?

funny card quote cashier

Funny? Which is your favorite?

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 Young Werther March 20, 2013 at 1:33 am

Thank you for helping me smile!


2 Sherry Riter March 20, 2013 at 6:21 am

I’m so glad you enjoyed them!

I hope you have a grrrrrrrrrreat day!


3 Hannah Kirkhart March 20, 2013 at 8:53 am

I love the look of your pictures. They are half the fun! My favorite quote is also the last one about the cashier. I always know what I want at a fast food place, but they ask if that’s all as if they wish I would buy more! Nope, give me my dollar burger and small fries! I have a budget! Haha thanks for the fun post :)


4 Sherry Riter March 20, 2013 at 10:45 am

I agree! The pictures crack me up! I’m glad you enjoyed it! :)


5 Anna July 5, 2013 at 2:58 pm

Actually, I’ve found that it’s worth taking 2 seconds to see if they’d like anything more, or else they will inevitably say “Oh, and could I get a bottle of water too?” just after you’ve pressed the button on the credit card machine. And for some reason, even when it’s a last minute request, people get surprisingly annoyed when you have to ring them up twice. Especially when there are 30 people in line.

But obviously, the whole list is very funny! I don’t mean to be one of those people that’s all serious and ruins the joke. It’s good. :) If you said that to me after 8 hours of serving people at a monotonous job, I would probably get a good laugh unless you were seriously rude about it.


6 Sherry Riter July 7, 2013 at 8:50 am

😀 I’ve had people ask me and then I remembered one more thing! I usually don’t run to the VERY back of the store to get it because the line behind me is long, but at least I remembered. LOL For me, that’s a HUGE accomplishment 😛


7 teresa1944 March 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

LOL, mom needed this today. The next time I go grocery shopping or any other store that does that to me again, I am gonna do this too! LOL I now can hardly wait. I will let you know how it goes. LOL

I also like Adel and Manners. I give Tom gum for his breath all the time, he usually just chews it, lol.

I love your funnies the most! Terrible aren’t I? Of course, your mama reads all your blog posts everyday. I can’t let Joan get ahead of me! lol


8 Sherry Riter March 20, 2013 at 10:49 am

I’m glad you enjoyed the funnies, Mom. I needed a good laugh too and the last one about the cashier really had me laughing. 😀


9 Jules March 20, 2013 at 4:14 pm

Oh, I needed these. Thanks!

I’m torn: loved Diet (been there, too many times) and Social Media (what ARE they hiding?). But, gotta go with Job as my fave funny. I have had waaay too many jobs where the chair was the only good thing about the day.


10 Sherry Riter March 24, 2013 at 7:53 am

LOL That’s too funny Jules!


11 Skip_D March 21, 2013 at 4:03 am

I love the cashier too, & will definitely use it! …but my favorite is the one about sleeping being like death but without the commitment! that totally cracked me up!!! 😀


12 Sherry Riter March 24, 2013 at 7:53 am

I’m glad you got cracked up! 😛


13 Tim Stutler March 31, 2013 at 10:18 pm

I liked the one about sleeping; it’s a bit warped. Great website!


14 Sherry Riter April 1, 2013 at 7:44 am

LOL Yes, it is a bit warped! Thanks for visiting!


15 Passion March 31, 2013 at 11:32 pm

I must say your website is so unique and wonderful !
It is the beauty of posts and has nice style presentation !
I’ll try my best to visit and read more beautiful ,attractive stuff:-)
I’ll be happy if you visit and suggest some tips for my blog too!
Wish you all the best :-)


16 Sherry Riter April 1, 2013 at 7:43 am

Thank you! I’ll jump over and visit you. 😀


17 Paul October 25, 2013 at 6:14 pm

The cashier one doesn’t work unless you’re just ignorant. When they ask will this be it for you, they mean like cigarettes, stamps, or other things that are behind the counter. I think that’s pretty obvious. =P


18 Sherry Riter October 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm

LOL Paul, they don’t have cigarettes and stamps behind the counter at my grocery store! 😀


19 Emaan Ali November 21, 2013 at 1:10 am

I agree with job and Jealousy quotes.


20 Sherry Riter November 24, 2013 at 12:47 am

😀 Thanks!


21 jack been February 4, 2014 at 5:51 pm

thanks for this great quotes. i love very much the quotes that make e motivated and smiling all the time.
keep posting.


22 Sherry Riter February 4, 2014 at 7:22 pm

Thank you very much Jack!


23 tyler February 8, 2014 at 9:42 pm

the one about the cashier. i think that may stem trom a gas station where the cigarettes or gas are all things peoplel might need extra, on top of, what they sent down on the counter.


24 Sherry Riter February 9, 2014 at 2:03 pm

Oh! That’s a great point, Tyler! That really does make sense! Thanks!


25 AprilInMay July 1, 2014 at 6:48 am

Fantastic quotes, they made my day!!!


26 Sherry Riter July 1, 2014 at 11:04 am

:) Good!!!! :)


27 lynne w July 7, 2014 at 9:37 pm

The cashier one is AWESOME!! And the breath mint! Well I could go on and on – thank you for making me laugh!


28 Sherry Riter July 8, 2014 at 9:48 am

😉 I’m glad you enjoyed them.


29 Linda Phillips November 13, 2014 at 3:40 am

I’m pleased to find this awesome site. Wonderful sayings and brilliant ideas. thanks.


30 Sherry Riter November 25, 2014 at 12:47 am

Thanks Linda! :)


31 Loz Ramsey January 27, 2015 at 5:33 pm

Okay. I’ve subscribed! Your words make me giggle. I have a ginger beard- does that count? Loving your words. I live in england, work in a dementia nursing home (activities organizer), and a riter, poet and artist. Lovely to stumble into you! 😉


32 Sherry Riter January 28, 2015 at 1:47 am

😀 Ginger beards DO count! Welcome to my blog and it’s nice to have you here. Do you have a blog too? :)


33 Dumbledore Quotes March 8, 2015 at 4:58 am

Thanks my friend for this nice list :)


34 Sherry Riter March 17, 2015 at 5:43 am

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