Chuckle Of The Day – Zoo, Band And Blonde

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

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The Yankee Zoo & Redneck Zoo

What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?

On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.


The Band Barenaked Ladies

You know right away the band Barenaked Ladies is from Canada because if they were from Georgia, they would be called Bucknekked Women.


The Blonde Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get Started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster..”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh, “We will put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

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{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Joan November 29, 2012 at 4:02 am

Zoo! LOL Band! LOL Blonde, huh? She mistook the cornflakes as being pieces of a puzzle? (Well, I guess a redhead would never make that mistake!) 😉


2 Sherry Riter November 29, 2012 at 5:30 am

Ha! No, I would never make that mistake!


3 Donna November 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Hahahahaha, that’s funny! This ended the way I totally didn’t expect! Thx for the laugh!


4 Sherry Riter November 29, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Glad you had a good laugh today, Donna!


5 Young Werther November 30, 2012 at 1:31 am

Love it. Hilarious!


6 Sherry Riter November 30, 2012 at 7:59 am

😀 Happy Friday!


7 Skip_D November 30, 2012 at 2:41 am

LOL!!! I enjoyed the first two, but that’s one of the funniest blonde jokes I’ve ever seen! 😀


8 Sherry Riter November 30, 2012 at 7:59 am

😛 Happy Friday!


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