Chuckle Of The Day – Blondes Say The Darndest Things

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

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I have a blonde daughter and I’m going to share some blonde jokes. Shame on me! Well, my saving grace…At least I’m not posting her photograph with the jokes!

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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
She answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “. She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!”

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An Italian tourist asks a blonde: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
The blonde replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

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A blonde was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”

christmas tree car air freshener

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Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

So she could draw blood.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?

The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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I love the last one!!!! 😀

If you haven’t read Bare Your Fruit – Bathing & Showering Together, I think you might get a big laugh out of it.

Have a wonderful day!



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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Skip_D August 28, 2012 at 2:30 am

hahaha! As always, I love your chuckles! Keep ’em coming! 😀


2 The Redhead Riter September 2, 2012 at 1:52 pm



3 mom August 31, 2012 at 9:06 pm

I think the boat one made perfect sense, matter of fact I thought some of the others did too. I should write a book of red heads moose laughs,lol I would probably make a million


4 The Redhead Riter September 2, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Yeah, if you put all the things that I did in one book, people would crack a rib laughing.


5 Kenny Sellards May 12, 2015 at 8:10 am

Thanks for the morning laughs my friend! 🙂 You rock! <3


6 Sherry Riter May 14, 2015 at 7:12 am

Thanks Kenny! Glad they gave you a laugh!


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