I have a blonde daughter and I’m going to share some blonde jokes. Shame on me! Well, my saving grace…At least I’m not posting her photograph with the jokes!
A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
She answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “. She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blond man shouts frantically into the phone “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
“No”, he shouts, “this is her husband!”
An Italian tourist asks a blonde: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
The blonde replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”
A blonde was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
So she could draw blood.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.
I love the last one!!!!
If you haven’t read Bare Your Fruit – Bathing & Showering Together, I think you might get a big laugh out of it.
Have a wonderful day!