Bare Your Fruit – Bathing & Showering Together

by Sherry Riter in Aging,Chuckle,Self-Development  

Aging. We all are doing it every second of every day. Anyway, you know that I write about marriage and relationships especially as it relates to us “older” people. I do believe in love…real love even for “older” people. Real love that is passionate, enjoyable and fun.

To prove my point, let me tell you a story about Mr. and Mrs. Tomato.

11 Reasons To Bathe & Shower Together

Mr. and Mrs. Tomato, an older couple, got home at the end of a long day and both were a bit tired. Mr. Tomato lit some candles and filled the big jacuzzi tub full of bubbles.

“Hey honey,” Mr. Tomato said as he stepped into the warm, bubbly water in the jacuzzi. “I think you should get in here with me. I heard that hot bubble baths together will relieve stress.”

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“It is rather romantic to take a bath together. Do you remember how we used to do it all the time when we were younger?” Mrs. Tomato asked.

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“Of course I remember! Get on in here and I will help YOU remember too!” Mr. Tomato said seductively.

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“You’re so sweet,” Mrs. Tomato said, “but I’m so much older than I used to be and I have all these things that don’t look beautiful on my body. Aging sure has taken a toll on me.”

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“Darling, I love you. I’m aging too and I love you for all the wonderful things that are inside your heart. Your body is still beautiful to me. Besides, when your naked body is next to me, that’s all I can think about! Now get in and let me scrub your back because you know it is hard for you to reach it. You know that a nice bath together is fun,” Mr. Tomato said as he continued to try and convince Mrs. Tomato to get into the tub.

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Mrs. Tomato thought that when they bathe together, she always felt extremely sexy, so she finally joined Mr. Tomato in the bubbly jacuzzi.

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“Bathing together is definitely a great way to conserve water and it sure has been some of our most fun cheap dates,” Mrs. Tomato said laughing as she splashed Mr. Tomato with bubbles.

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“All the steam and bubbles are sexy,” said Mr. Tomato, “and I think the water is sensual. Come closer and I will massage your aching shoulders.”

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“At least if I bathe with you,” Mrs. Tomato said, “I don’t have to worry about you reenacting that scary Psycho movie I’ve watched too many times.”

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“Sweetie,” Mr. Tomato said in a low voice, “my mind couldn’t be further from that movie. Taking a bath together is erotic and I’ve got thoughts of you and me running through my mind.”

“Well don’t keep those thoughts in your mind,” Mrs. Tomato giggled. “Why don’t you just put them into action?”

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In Case You Missed It

Were you laughing too hard to catch the 11 reasons to bathe together? In case you missed it, here they are:

  1. relieves stress
  2. romantic
  3. easier to let someone scrub your back
  4. fun
  5. you feel extremely sexy
  6. conserves water
  7. cheap date
  8. steam and bubbles are sexy
  9. water is sensual
  10. the Psycho movie won’t enter your mind
  11. it is erotic

No matter how old you get or flawed you think your body has become, bathing and showering together is a wonderful idea! So tell me, what are you waiting for?! The bubbles are waiting!!!

 
**I just wanted to thank Don, one of the magnificent seven, who gave me the homegrown tomato that got my imagination working overtime today. When the thought hit me that one side of the tomato looked like a bootie, I couldn’t get home fast enough to write this post. LOL
 

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Joan July 27, 2012 at 1:15 am

This is without a doubt, one of the funniest and most adorable stories you have ever written! :)

I wonder what Skip will say? :)

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Thank you, Joan!

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Skip_D July 27, 2012 at 3:02 am

Yes, what indeed will Skip say?

In addition to being one of the funniest posts you’ve ever released, I agree wholeheartedly with the concept of bathing together as well as the special benefits for those of us who are chronologically challenged… :D

…ohhhh, & I love that tomato!!!

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I loved the way you said, “chronologically challenged” LOL

I’m glad you enjoyed the post!

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Susanne July 27, 2012 at 5:10 am

Next it will be the adventures of Mr. Bill…oh no! lol.

Have a great weekend and maybe you should just back away from vegetables this weekend..he, he, he.

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:20 pm

LOL Back away? No! I’m thinking, “What will be the NEXT vegetable?!!!”

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Gloria Faye Brown Bates July 27, 2012 at 7:17 am

You already won me … with the happy, sudsy bubbles. Everyone knows I love ‘bubbles’. :))) I enjoyed so much gettting a laugh out of Mr. and Mrs. Tomato!

You have an imagination like mine… very unusual, and … fun! I want to say I am happy to have begun looking closer at your wonderful site. Your photos, recipes are very nice… I don’t like to cook but, looking at them …. is inspiring me!

I will come here to see your ‘happy colors’ here…… (everyone who knows me… know that I follow happy colors in my life’……… if I’m ‘lost’…. just look where the happy colors are.. I’m there!). Granny Gee/Gloria :)))

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Gloria,

“You have an imagination like mine… very unusual” LOL Yes! It is very crazy sometimes! I laughed and laughed the whole time I was setting up the tomato scene!

Thanks for reading my blog!!!

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Connie Peterson July 27, 2012 at 8:33 am

That is really cute! Thank you for being brave enough to share such intimate moments.

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Thank you, Connie! I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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Teressa/Nashvegasgal July 27, 2012 at 10:53 am

Luv it! Hahahahaha. What would we do without you and your humor?
Of course I am sharing this everywhere!!
Have an amazing weekend.

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Teressa,

LOL Thank you!!!!

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mom July 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Hello, Mrs Tomato—you should of married a mate that was not so much younger than you and your age would not bother you.lol I hate showers with anyone——It is the only time I have that is mine. I do not want anyone to splash or stop my stream of water. My daughter, I have always felt this way.lol

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm

You’re so silly, Mom! Yes, I can imagine that you don’t like showering with anyone because the water would splash in your face and it would get in your hair because you don’t wash your hair in the shower! LOL

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Joan July 27, 2012 at 4:24 pm

This posts is so hysterical that I tweeted it! This is the most #HYSTERICAL post you will ever read! #LOL #FUNNY! #COMEDY at its best! RT http://goo.gl/cwP9c @TheRedheadRiter

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Thank you, Joan! I think it is one of my funniest posts yet.

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Joan July 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Ohhh, and I also put on my Facebook wall! :)

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meg July 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm

I can’t wash another tomato again. Bubbles! Thanx!

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I have forever distorted your mind. LOL

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Scarlett July 27, 2012 at 7:09 pm

Great advice and so cute!! xx

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Thank you, Scarlett!

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Leigh-Ann | A Little Bit Fab July 27, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Ahhhhh this is adorable and so true!

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Thanks Leigh-Ann!

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Carol July 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I’ll never be able to look at a tomato quite the same, this will always come to mind. I’ll be the lady picking through the produce with a smile on her face. Love it!

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The Redhead Riter July 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

LOL Carol! I’m going to purposely look for the odd fruits and veggies from now on! I think they are going to provide an interesting perspective. LOL

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john June 19, 2013 at 4:24 pm

I can see why you were in such a hurry to write this story. Very clever.

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Sherry Riter June 21, 2013 at 7:37 am

:) Thank you!

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