Chuckle Of The Day – Two Ladies Talking In Heaven & Names

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

I love to laugh. It is easy to gravitate to people who smile and are happy because there is a vibrant energy around them. Since Monday is over, I decided to start today off with something funny and short. Enjoy and have a great day!

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven

1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually I died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.

large white upright deep freezer

Names

Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo). Well, Picabo is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, “Picabo, I.C.U.”

 

 
Stop groaning. You know that was cute!

 

 

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 Skip_D June 19, 2012 at 1:45 am

I’m almost out of breath from laughing! Those are both outrageous!!! LOL!!!

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2 The Redhead Riter June 19, 2012 at 8:06 am

:D Glad that made you laugh!

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3 mom June 19, 2012 at 2:35 am

That was a hoot!!!!! I could see me doing that,lol. Thank you Beautiful, I love you

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4 The Redhead Riter June 19, 2012 at 8:06 am

It was a very visual joke. I loved it too.

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5 nicole@hersocialnetwork June 19, 2012 at 9:12 am

Love this! A daily laugh is good for you! HE! He! Passing this one forward. Thanks for the giggle!

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6 The Redhead Riter June 19, 2012 at 7:27 pm

You’re welcome, Nicole!

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7 Stéfan June 19, 2012 at 11:38 am

Ha!

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8 The Redhead Riter June 19, 2012 at 7:27 pm

:D

I think I heard you laugh!

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9 Tim King June 20, 2012 at 4:54 pm

OMG. That “freezer” line was awful! :)

-TimK

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10 The Redhead Riter June 20, 2012 at 5:35 pm

LOL Tim, the freezer line was “awfully” good!!!!!

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