Chuckle Of The Day – The Pastor’s Children & The Priest

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

I want to forewarn you that both of these chuckles are a bit risque, but they are cute and not nasty.

The Pastor’s Children

church pew pastor and priest

A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor’s expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor’s additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,

“Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.”

Silence fell over the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,

“Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”


The Priest

A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her.

‘Father, may I ask a favor?’

‘Of course child. What can I do for you?’

‘Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electric hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?

‘I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.’

‘With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.’

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, ‘Father, do you have anything to declare?’

‘From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.’

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, ‘And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?’

‘I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.’

Roaring with laughter, the official said, ‘Go ahead, Father. Next!’

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Skip_D June 4, 2012 at 1:13 am

ROTFLMAO!!! You’ve outdone yourself with these! 😀


2 The Redhead Riter June 4, 2012 at 1:14 am

LOL Thanks! They gave me a big laugh too.


3 Liza January 18, 2013 at 9:29 pm

HA. This is hilarious. xD


4 Sherry Riter January 19, 2013 at 1:46 am

I can really imagine this happening to someone. LOL


5 Richard Perriment November 3, 2014 at 9:53 pm

Oh gosh, soooo funny!<3


6 Sherry Riter November 3, 2014 at 11:19 pm

LOL Yes! I love this one!


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