Chuckle Of The Day – Naked And Aging

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Driving With Young Children

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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’
 
 

Afternoon Rounds

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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’

Exercise For The Over 55 Crowd

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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side..

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.

Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Next, try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
 
 
 
LOL I like that exercise routine!

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Sherry Riter, also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 Skip_D May 29, 2012 at 1:26 am

Lol!!! Those are great! And yes, those are my kind of exercises! :D

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2 The Redhead Riter May 29, 2012 at 7:22 am
3 mom May 29, 2012 at 3:00 am

The potato exercise cracked me up. I am sitting here with the shoulder exercise with a 1 lb. can to lift,lol. Thinking of 50 or 100 lbs one just was blowing me a way. I sure fell for that one. The others I am familiar with,lol

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4 The Redhead Riter May 29, 2012 at 7:23 am

It did the same thing to me! I kept thinking that there was no way I could ever lift that much weight.

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5 Susanne May 29, 2012 at 5:44 am

LOL..I had to read the potato bag joke twice just to get it. OMG I had better make my reservations at the Senior Center now…the time is fast approaching. Thanks for the chuckles. Hope your day is a smooth one.

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6 The Redhead Riter May 29, 2012 at 7:24 am

You’re welcome and I hope you have a fantastic day!

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7 Joan May 30, 2012 at 12:01 pm

What can I say? You made me LOL! :)

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8 The Redhead Riter May 30, 2012 at 1:35 pm
9 laura thomas June 1, 2012 at 11:35 am

I am still laughing. The potato exercise and the tooth fairy killed me!
Wanted to let you know I mentioned you on my blog today:)
http://fuonlyknew.wordpress.com/2012/06/01/ive-been-chromed/

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10 The Redhead Riter June 1, 2012 at 11:50 pm

I love that potato exercise one too. It really had me going right up to the very end.

Thank you for mentioning me on your blog! {{{{hugsssss}}}}

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