Chuckle of the Day – Old Age and Sex

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle


The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’

‘Yes,’ she says, ‘I remember it well.’

‘Okay,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’

‘Oh Fred! You old devil! That sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, ‘I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble.’

So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, ‘This is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.’

As the couple passes, he says to them, ‘Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, ‘Sixty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.’

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

1 rich m January 5, 2012 at 10:30 pm

very funny


2 Skip_D January 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm

ROFLOL!!! You Risqué Redhead! Love it! 😀


3 Stéfan January 6, 2012 at 1:33 am

Oh, so shocking!


4 pglm January 6, 2012 at 2:56 am

wonder where that fence might be…I just might take Big Daddy there…


5 Teresha@Marlie and Me January 6, 2012 at 7:11 am

LOL! LOL! LOL! I'm shocked at you!


6 Sarah (Nikki) January 6, 2012 at 7:48 am

very cute!!!! thanks for the chuckle.


7 Zenaida January 6, 2012 at 11:14 am

That was funny. Also, that is a lovely photo!


8 Joan January 9, 2012 at 4:06 am

I really did laugh out loud! :o)


9 PJ January 17, 2012 at 11:05 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOhahahahahahahaha! I laughed for 10 minutes! How cute! Thanks for the idea!!!!!!!! LOLOL!


OOPS! I didn't say that out loud did I? LOL!


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