Chuckle of the Day – Redhead Fishing & Surgery

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle


A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although the wife wasn’t familiar with the lake, the redhead decided to take the boat. She took the boat out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.

Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading my book,” she replied…as she thought to herself, “Isn’t it obvious?”

“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.

“But officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with rape,” snapped the irate woman.

“But, I haven’t even touched you,” groused the sheriff.

“Yes, that’s true,” she replied, “But you do have all the equipment.”

MORAL: Never argue with a redhead

carton sealing tape

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs under the covers.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his groin area hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.

Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: “Get well quick….. from the redhead nurse you gave a ticket to last week.”

The Redhead Riter

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Skip_D December 18, 2011 at 2:38 pm

ROFLOL!!! Love them! 🙂


2 Marion August 24, 2013 at 1:16 pm

Merveilleux site sur l’art différent, bravo, j’adore !


3 Sherry Riter August 25, 2013 at 9:42 pm



4 Randall_D January 18, 2014 at 3:20 pm

A slightly drunk and totally obnoxious attorney boarded a flight leaving New Orleans. Under his arm he carried a box of freshly-caught crab meat. Once aboard the plane he jabbed the box at the red-headed flight attendant, saying “this must be kept on ice the entire flight”!
The flight attendant took the box, saying “no problem, sir”, at which point the attorney rudely warned her of the consequences if she didn’t comply. The re-head never winced, but simply smiled at him.
As they neared their destination, the red-head picked up the microphone for a standard ‘fasten your seat belts’ message, but concluded with “and will the gentleman who gave me a case of crabs in New Orleans meet me at the door as you leave? I have something for you”.

When the flight landed, the attorney was the first out the door, never glancing at the Red-head. That night she enjoyed a fresh crab salad.


5 Sherry Riter January 20, 2014 at 1:15 am

That is totally hilarious!! LOL


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