A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.”
He left the note where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, “It is 5:00 a.m . Wake up!”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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That's Brilliant. Really made me chuckle 🙂
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That is too funny.
Haha! That's funny!
Haha! That's funny!
That is so funny specially considering I have a father who does that and never wins lol
LOVE THIS so much that i am sitting here chuckling to myself!! so funny and yes, men are terribly unable to win in this battle!
Oh gosh, love it! Definitely passing this on.
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
She had a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent!