Chuckle of the Day – Police Officer

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Some jokes I can see the end coming as soon as I start reading them, but that isn’t the case with this one. So enjoy your Chuckle of the Day and let me know if you knew the ending fast or if you got a big laugh out of it like me!

Speed Limit

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: “May I see your driver’s license?”

Driver: “I don’t have one, it was suspended when I got my fifth DUI.”

Officer: “May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?”

Driver: “It’s not my car, I stole it.”

Officer: “The car is stolen?”

Driver: “That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.”

Officer: “There’s a gun in the glove box?”

Driver: “Yes, Sir! That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her body in the trunk.”

Officer: “There’s a BODY in the TRUNK ?!?!?”

Driver: “Yes, Sir!”

Hearing this, the officer immediately drew his gun on the driver and called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police and the Captain approached the driver with the gun drawn to handle the tense situation.

Captain: “Sir, can I see your license?”

Driver: “Sure. Here it is.”

It was valid.

Captain: “Who’s car is this?”

Driver: “It’s mine officer. Here’s the owner’s card.”

The driver owned the car.

Captain: “Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see what’s in it?”

Driver: “Yes Sir!”

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: “Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.”

Driver: “No problem.”

Trunk is opened and there isn’t a dead body.

Captain: “I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.”

Driver: “Yeah, I’ll bet that liar told you I was speeding, too.”

Funny wasn’t it???!!!!

I just read this to my daughter and she said, “That was awesome Mom!”

Woohoo!!! Mom gains humor points tonight! (wink)

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Cathy Kennedy March 10, 2011 at 3:04 am

I love this! It's priceless. I didn't see this one coming, either. Thanks for the chuckle. =D


2 The Zany Housewife March 10, 2011 at 3:59 am

Ha! Good one!

Btw, you titled it "Chuck of the Day"…wasn't sure if that was intentional.


3 The Redhead Riter March 10, 2011 at 4:17 am

Zany, I am ready to hire you as my proof reader. LOL I told you I was overly tired this week! Actually, ever since Saturday which is why I slept soooooooooooo much! Thanks for catching it :o)


4 Lady Old Soul March 10, 2011 at 8:29 am

AWESOME!! Best joke I've heard all week! Kudos to your daughter, and thank you for sharing it with us!! xD


5 Kati March 10, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Thanks for sharing you link on MBC! I am now a follower 🙂


6 Stéfan September 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Good one. You are right; I didn't see the end coming.


7 Anonymous September 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Good one. You are right; I didn't see the end coming.


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