When you start to feel depressed or grumpy, laughter will send endorphins to your brain and actually lighten your mood. In case you are a bit under the weather today or if you just want a good laugh, here are some funny one liners that will do the trick.
I’ve known quite a few people who make me feel this way. LOL
Not Naming Names
I’m not going to call anyone out on this one, but you know who you are and I had a good laugh tonight thinking about how true this joke can be!
My Next Trip To The Grocers
I’ve had people do this to me many times when I leave the cart at the end of the aisle, Maybe I will do it when I go to the grocery store in the morning. LOL
Mom, NOW will you get a Life Alert?
She’s Not So Pretty
Ha!!! Better buy the expensive make up!
You’re Not That Awesome
Unfortnately, this has been me lately, however, I still think it is quite funny.
Never Under Estimate Me
Gotcha! What a great way to end an argument!
I love becoming a hermit! It’s awesome! There’s so much peace in hermitizing.
When I read this for the first time, I actually just laughed right out loud.
Honestly, I am so pale that this would probably happen if I didn’t wear makeup.
This one liner was one of my favorites. I’ve had many of these days and I think this ecard exactly expresses the sentiment in just a few brief words.
Just keep on pushing until the weekend!
Of course I saved the best for last. I think this is my favorite because it has actually happened to me many times. I’m terrified of bugs!