A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although the wife wasn’t familiar with the lake, the redhead decided to take the boat. She took the boat out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading my book,” she replied…as she thought to herself, “Isn’t it obvious?”
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informed her.
“But officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with rape,” snapped the irate woman.
“But, I haven’t even touched you,” groused the sheriff.
“Yes, that’s true,” she replied, “But you do have all the equipment.”
MORAL: Never argue with a redhead
A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs under the covers.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his groin area hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.
Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence: “Get well quick….. from the redhead nurse you gave a ticket to last week.”