Chuckle of the Day

Laughter increases endorphins in the brain and helps the whole body to just feel better! Sometimes a bit nerdy and even juvenile, but always meant to give moments of lightheartedness and put a smile on your face.

“Laugh a lot, and when you’re older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places”

~Unknown~



Have a laugh today!

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Socks

argyle sock

I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.

Women

Did you know line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom

Text From The Neighbor

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Harry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody auto correct feature of my email system! I meant “wifi, not “wife” – stupid spell checker!

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