12 Funny Quotes & Pictures To Give You A Belly Laugh

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Mistakes

At least I’m not the only one who makes this many mistakes on a regular basis!

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Gifts That You Adore

You know that you would NEVER exchange a gift you don’t like that someone has given you. LOL

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Now Is That How Your Mama Taught You To Act?

Oh my! Are you bitter? Ummm, I think so!

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How Dare Your Friend!

Hop on my magic carpet and we will go turn your friend into a frog!

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Just Call Comcast Cable

I think he has learned the secret to happiness!

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Gotta Love Sarcasm

I hate to admit it, but sometimes when people say sarcastic stuff, I don’t realize they are being sarcastic. I’m not stupid…just very literal and concrete. Okay, I can’t lie. It doesn’t “sometimes” go misunderstood by me. “Most” of the time it just totally goes over my head. (rolling my eyes)

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Some People

I have to plead the 5th Amendment on this one. (I’m also biting my tongue and standing on my hands so that they can’t type a response.)

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Show Me That Sexy Body

I must be an oddball, but I don’t think I was all that sexy when I was seventeen. I would like to have a different wish. Hmmmm…I would like to have Raquel Welch or Kathy Ireland’s body when they were about twenty-five years old. Oh yeah! Now we are talking!

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Screaming Children

I love children. I really do, but the older I get, the harder it is for me tolerate a child that screams incessantly while the parent ignores them.

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Marriage

Does this just pertain to marriage? No, I think it fits quite a few circumstances. Just saying!

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Give Me Bigger Boobs

Yeah, you read that right. I used to work for a bra manufacturer, so after you see a bra with cup size JJ, your mind is forever warped. I would love to eat cake and have it go to my boobs!!!! Then I would have BIG boobs!!! Yay!

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Birth Is A Lovely Thing

I always try to save my favorite funny for last, but in this case, I don’t see the humor. I think this one is entirely true. Why would anyone think that it was funny? Mom gave birth to my sister who turned out to be a gorgeous child and beautiful woman. But before she gave birth to my sister, she gave birth to me. Of course, the funny below describes that experience perfectly.

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I hope y’all have smiled, giggled and laughed.

I did especially at the last one!

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 teresa vett February 9, 2014 at 3:27 am

I love these so much, they cracked me up, you are beautiful to me just as well as your sister. I love the cake one and the being married to your best friend. lol lol lol lol . Slapping the tv one is what I have to do to Aunt Bob, lol she won’t read this so I am not worried. Lol Can you tell they did me good.

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2 Sherry Riter February 9, 2014 at 2:00 pm

LOL I’m calling Barbara now to tattle on you! LOLOLOL I’m glad you enjoyed them so much too. I loved this group of funnies!!! 😛

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3 Joan February 9, 2014 at 1:52 pm

Some people are a legend in their own mind, but in your case I agree with you! Your mom certainly did give birth to a legend. When I first got on the Internet in January 2010, no matter where I went, I kept seeing the name The Redhead Riter on every website I went to. I thought to myself, “Who is The Redhead Riter and how can she be every place I go?” Well, now I know and so do all the readers who read your blog. Your climb to fame on the Internet took you to where you are today, hundreds of thousands of people read your blog each month. It took courage to reveal to your readers your life as you were going through PTSD, but that is how legends are born, through persistence, hard work and an unstoppable drive to accomplish what they set out to do. You got all that in spades. And that is why you are a legend (at least in my mind)! 🙂

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4 Sherry Riter February 9, 2014 at 2:01 pm

And you are as biased as my mother! 😛 LOL {{{hugssss}}} Thank you, Joan. You’re a sweet lady!

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5 Joan February 9, 2014 at 1:54 pm

Did anything I say make any sense? I’ve been working on my taxes all weekend and my brain is fried. But even with my brain fried, I recognize a legend when I see one! 🙂

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6 Sherry Riter February 9, 2014 at 2:02 pm

Ewwwww taxes! Yuck!!! At least I know I won’t be visiting you in jail for tax evasion. LOL

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7 Joan February 9, 2014 at 1:55 pm

May I have your autograph? 🙂

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8 Sherry Riter February 9, 2014 at 2:02 pm

Sure! Send me $1,000 and I would be happy to sign a napkin for you. LMBO!!!!

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