At least I’m not the only one who makes this many mistakes on a regular basis!
Gifts That You Adore
You know that you would NEVER exchange a gift you don’t like that someone has given you. LOL
Now Is That How Your Mama Taught You To Act?
Oh my! Are you bitter? Ummm, I think so!
How Dare Your Friend!
Hop on my magic carpet and we will go turn your friend into a frog!
Just Call Comcast Cable
I think he has learned the secret to happiness!
Gotta Love Sarcasm
I hate to admit it, but sometimes when people say sarcastic stuff, I don’t realize they are being sarcastic. I’m not stupid…just very literal and concrete. Okay, I can’t lie. It doesn’t “sometimes” go misunderstood by me. “Most” of the time it just totally goes over my head. (rolling my eyes)
I have to plead the 5th Amendment on this one. (I’m also biting my tongue and standing on my hands so that they can’t type a response.)
Show Me That Sexy Body
I must be an oddball, but I don’t think I was all that sexy when I was seventeen. I would like to have a different wish. Hmmmm…I would like to have Raquel Welch or Kathy Ireland’s body when they were about twenty-five years old. Oh yeah! Now we are talking!
I love children. I really do, but the older I get, the harder it is for me tolerate a child that screams incessantly while the parent ignores them.
Does this just pertain to marriage? No, I think it fits quite a few circumstances. Just saying!
Give Me Bigger Boobs
Yeah, you read that right. I used to work for a bra manufacturer, so after you see a bra with cup size JJ, your mind is forever warped. I would love to eat cake and have it go to my boobs!!!! Then I would have BIG boobs!!! Yay!
Birth Is A Lovely Thing
I always try to save my favorite funny for last, but in this case, I don’t see the humor. I think this one is entirely true. Why would anyone think that it was funny? Mom gave birth to my sister who turned out to be a gorgeous child and beautiful woman. But before she gave birth to my sister, she gave birth to me. Of course, the funny below describes that experience perfectly.
I hope y’all have smiled, giggled and laughed.
I did especially at the last one!