Chuckle Of The Day – Hearing Aid, Dinner, Naughty Confession

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

hearing aid Chuckle Of The Day

Elderly Guy Gets a Hearing Aid

An elderly guy’s hearing deteriorated over a number of years. When it got really bad he went to the doctor was fitted for a set of hearing aids that totally restored his hearing.

When he went back to the doctor a month later the doctor says, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear so well again.”

The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations.”

“I’ve changed my will three times!'”

Two Old Guys at Dinner

An elderly couple has dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives leave the table and go into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one says, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.”

The other man asks, “What is the name of the restaurant?”

The first man thinks and thinks and finally asks, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know… The one that’s red and has thorns.”

“Do you mean a rose?”

“Yes, that’s the one,” replied the man. He then turns towards the kitchen and yells, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

* Heads up! * This joke is a little naughty.

Elderly Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional and tells the priest, “I am 92 years old. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.”

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 teresa vett December 7, 2013 at 1:51 am

You know your mama loved these We all need to laugh a bit, I will have to share some of my lack of hearing with


2 Sherry Riter December 7, 2013 at 10:21 am

I’m glad it made you laugh!


3 Skip_D May 11, 2015 at 9:45 am

LOL!!! love ’em all! don’t know how I missed these the first time – thanks for posting them again! 😀


4 Sherry Riter May 14, 2015 at 7:16 am

I’m glad you caught them the second time around Skip! 😀


5 Kenny Sellards May 11, 2015 at 11:51 am

Thank you for the recycled laughs today! <3 🙂 Hope you chuckled when you picked them out this morning too! Have a great day! 🙂 🙂 🙂


6 Sherry Riter May 14, 2015 at 7:16 am

My pleasure Kenny! 😛


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