Chuckle Of The Day – Hospital, Marriage, Aging, Ice Cream

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

wheel chair aging joke

Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’

Senior Marriage

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy, ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’


‘Do I know her?’


The old man asked, ‘This woman, is she good looking?’

‘Not really.’

‘Is she a good cook?’

‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’

‘Does she have lots of money?’

‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’

‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’

‘I don’t know.’

Confused he asked, ‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

‘Because she can still drive!’

doctor for the aging joke

Aging Physical

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”

Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc. You said, ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'”

The doctor said, “I didn’t say that! I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.'”

The Aging Man And Ice Cream

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 teresa July 8, 2013 at 1:56 am

Mother really needed this,lol. I love the first one , made me laugh out loud for I could see this happen with myself. lol


2 Sherry Riter July 8, 2013 at 6:12 am

I’m glad you enjoyed the post. Too funny that you think you could be like the first one. 🙂


3 Sophie July 8, 2013 at 7:49 am

Last one is the best!


4 Sherry Riter July 8, 2013 at 5:05 pm

😀 I’ so glad you enjoyed them Sophie! Hope you’ve had a nice day!


5 Joan July 8, 2013 at 1:10 pm

You hit the jackpot! These chuckles were hilarious! 🙂


6 Sherry Riter July 8, 2013 at 5:06 pm

😀 Glad I made you laugh, Joan! Hope it isn’t too hot in sunny California today!


7 Skip_D July 10, 2013 at 3:20 pm

love them all!! can’t pick a favorite!


8 Sherry Riter July 11, 2013 at 6:04 am

😀 Good! That means you enjoyed all of them a lot!


9 JKW July 20, 2013 at 1:37 pm

Great Laughs, thanks. Blessings, Janet


10 Sherry Riter July 22, 2013 at 7:25 pm

😀 I’m glad you enjoyed and laughed!


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