Chuckle of the Day – Grapes and Three Old Ladies

by Sherry Riter in Uncategorized

grapes in an orchard

Grapes In The Bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Got any grapes?”

Again, the bartender tells him, “No — the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes.” The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, “Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!”

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, “Got any nails?”

Confused, the bartender says no.

“Good!” says the duck. “Got any grapes?”

Three Old Ladies

Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.

One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”

The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!”

The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”

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1 Stéfan April 10, 2013 at 2:19 am



2 Sherry Riter April 10, 2013 at 7:04 am



3 teresa1944 April 10, 2013 at 7:10 am

Who’s there? That is me! LOL, My sister and I do this comparing thing all the time. One day she said, Oh I think I forgot to eat breakfast! I cannot remember if I took my med? I laughed at her and told her that it was ok, I had got up early with Tom, ate my toast and apple butter, laid back down and got up and knew I had to eat so I ate breakfast twice! I realized this when I saw my day of the week med container empty for the day. I then wondered if I was right and asked my sister, Barbara, what day was it. LOL We laugh at each other, but we also keep tabs on each other in case one of us goes to loon land. Have a good day. Mom misses you.


4 Sherry Riter April 10, 2013 at 12:41 pm

You’re so silly. 😀


5 Carlos April 10, 2013 at 9:49 am

🙂 Awesome…


6 Sherry Riter April 10, 2013 at 12:40 pm

Glad you liked it! 😉


7 Joan April 10, 2013 at 3:26 pm

As Stefan said in his comment above, “Ha!” I say, “Ha!” too! 🙂


8 Sherry Riter April 10, 2013 at 7:56 pm

So they left you almost speechless, huh? LOL 😉


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