Chuckle of the Day – Grandpa, Earth & The Exam

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Little Girl’s Prayer For Grandpa

child praying black background

“Dear God,” the little girl said while kneeling by her bed. “Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa’s computer. Amen.”

Good Wives

God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world, then he made the Earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Lady’s Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.

“How much do you weigh?” she asked.

“135,” I said.

The nurse asked me to step onto the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180 pounds.

The nurse asked, “Your height?”

“5 foot 4,” I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5 foot 2 inches.

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.

“Of course it is high!” I screamed. “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

The doctor put me on Prozac.

What a witch.

This post was written by...

Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Rachel Cohenh March 2, 2013 at 7:23 am

What a great little chucke first thing in the morning! Love it! Have a great day! 🙂


2 Sherry Riter March 2, 2013 at 7:23 am

I’m glad you enjoyed it!!! I hope you enjoy your weekend!


3 Skip_D March 2, 2013 at 10:38 am

hehehe… good one!!! 😀


4 Sherry Riter March 2, 2013 at 10:58 am

Glad you liked it! I love the prayer for grandpa. LOL


5 Skip_D March 3, 2013 at 4:45 am

LOL!!! yes! 😀


6 Sherry Riter March 3, 2013 at 9:30 am

That’s the one that really shocked me the most! 😉


7 Joan March 2, 2013 at 2:34 pm

Ohhh you did it again, Redhead Riter! You made me chuckle out loud! I loved the prayer for Grandpa also! 🙂


8 Sherry Riter March 2, 2013 at 8:01 pm

😀 That was my favorite one!!!!


9 Nikki March 2, 2013 at 6:33 pm

Haha! Thanks for the laugh 🙂


10 Sherry Riter March 2, 2013 at 8:02 pm

You’re welcome Nikki!!!


11 katlupe March 3, 2013 at 6:09 pm

I hope you had a good week-end and will have a better week than last. Take care!


12 Sherry Riter March 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm

Thank you Katlupe!!!


13 Young Werther March 3, 2013 at 7:08 pm

Ha ha!
Made my Monday a lot more bearable 😀
Thank you.


14 Sherry Riter March 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm

😀 Good!


15 PJ March 4, 2013 at 12:46 am

I like them all, but I guess I’m an odd duck because I like the one about God promising men good and obedient wives. It serves them right for expecting women to be “obedient”. They shouldn’t be so picky! God got the last laugh! LOL! See, God does have a sense of Humor!
God Bless,


16 Sherry Riter March 4, 2013 at 11:30 pm



Leave a Comment

"How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment
when we realize we have discovered a friend."

~William E. Rothschild~

Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts.
I respond back to all comments.


Previous post:

Next post: