3 Beautiful Young Ladies
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, ‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, ‘The one in the middle.’
The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you figure it out?’
‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’
3 Pathetic Short Jokes That I Couldn’t Resist Posting
Actually, these jokes were so pathetic that I couldn’t help but laugh!!! Now you will suffer too especially with the last one that made me laugh right out loud!
Question: How do you now when its raining cats and dogs?
Answer: When you step in a poodle!
Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate and curious to get in.
Those inside are desperate to come out!
Man A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Man B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
I KNOW!!! The last one is pathetic, but TOTALLY hilarious!
Okay, it was totally hilarious to me.
Maybe I find it that funny because I have a very definite visual image of the two men talking and can envision the dry delivery of the last line.
Yes, I’m laughing again!