Chuckle Of The Day – 3 Beautiful Young Ladies & A Very Pathetic Joke

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

3 Beautiful Young Ladies

couch mother in law

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, ‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’

Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, ‘The one in the middle.’

The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you figure it out?’

‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’

3 Pathetic Short Jokes That I Couldn’t Resist Posting

Actually, these jokes were so pathetic that I couldn’t help but laugh!!! Now you will suffer too especially with the last one that made me laugh right out loud!


Question: How do you now when its raining cats and dogs?
Answer: When you step in a poodle!


Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate and curious to get in.
Those inside are desperate to come out!


Man A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Man B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.


I KNOW!!! The last one is pathetic, but TOTALLY hilarious!

Okay, it was totally hilarious to me.

Maybe I find it that funny because I have a very definite visual image of the two men talking and can envision the dry delivery of the last line.

Yes, I’m laughing again!

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{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

1 teresa vett February 25, 2013 at 2:27 am

I love your chuckle of the day best of all in your blog.


2 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 6:13 am

I’m so glad you enjoyed it!


3 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:11 pm

I read the taxi joke and at first I didn’t get it. So I reread it again and finally got it! Of course, a seven year old would have gotten it immediately and would have also loved the poodle joke because both those jokes were just their speed. Sometimes I think that in spite your genius you are still a kid at heart! 🙂


4 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm

Eating my lunch while reading all your comments today. You almost didn’t get the taxi joke because it was soooooooooooooo juvenile! However, you were warned because I said they were “pathetic.” LOL I just couldn’t help myself. After posting them, I laughed even harder because I knew everyone was going to think I had lost my mind. LOL

I will try to behave better in the future…maybe. LOL


5 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:14 pm

Okay, now here’s a real joke for you! It took me twenty minutes to write the above comment! What took me so long to write it? Why the editing, of course! LOL LOL LOL


6 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm

LOL THAT is funny!


7 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:16 pm

My last comment took me five minutes to write. You have to admit I am getting faster! 🙂


8 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:27 pm

(shaking my head in dismay at how you can be so slooooooooooooooow)


9 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:17 pm

And my final comment took me one minute to write! Wow, I feel like I am in a horse race! 🙂


10 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:27 pm



11 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:19 pm

But no matter how much I try I will never be as fast as you! 🙂


12 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Miracles could happen. LOL


13 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:27 pm

If I was as fast as you I would own the world! I would have my memoir written, my screenplay sold, my blog post written, I would be working on writing my twentieth book and my house would be in perfect order! But in order to be as fast as you I would have to have OCD. Can you tell me where I can buy it? 🙂


14 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:28 pm

LMBO Well, I am as fast as me and I DON’T own the world!

I have no idea where you can buy OCD. LOL


15 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:27 pm

I don’t even want to tell you how long it took me to write my last comment! 🙂


16 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:29 pm

It scares me just thinking about it.


17 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:32 pm

But you know what they say, “Writing is five percent inspiration and ninety-five percent perspiration.” I hope you enjoyed my inspirational comments today because I am really sweating now and I need to take a shower! 🙂


18 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:29 pm

(holding my nose and hoping you didn’t drip any sweat on my blog)


19 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:38 pm

The late Nora Ephron said that the hardest thing about writing is writing. You bet it’s hard! You think it’s easy coming up with all these comments? 🙂


20 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:30 pm

Yes! You think of the craziest things sometimes!


21 Joan February 25, 2013 at 12:39 pm

Okay, now I am REALLY going to take my shower! 🙂


22 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 1:30 pm

With or without the computer? 😀


23 Tim King February 25, 2013 at 4:55 pm

“You’re a taxi.” I think I remember Leslie Nielsen deliver that line. 🙂 (No doubt I’m making that up.) -TimK


24 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 5:37 pm

LOL I think the fact that my mother and Joan didn’t think it was funny at all is even funnier than the joke! 😀


25 Skip_D February 25, 2013 at 5:26 pm

LOL!!! I don’t know which is funnier – your jokes or your repartée with Joan! 😛

I love those jokes! & I laughed out loud too, at all of them except the one about the young man & his mother… I appreciated that one, but mostly because it’s so true!!! :/

here’s one that the middle one of your “pathetic” jokes reminded me of – taken from an old 78 rpm record we found in a yard sale when I was a kid, featuring a turn-of-the-20th-century comedian named Monroe Silver whose stage name was Cohen… this came from one side of the record, a discourse entitled “Cohen Talks About the Ladies”:

“Marriage is an institution – but who wants to live in an institution?” 😀


26 Sherry Riter February 25, 2013 at 5:33 pm

LOL I love your joke! No doubt, I bet Joan thinks it is lame. LOL LOL


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