Chuckle Of The Day – Children Are So Honest

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

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Children At A Wedding

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”

“Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, “4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”

Children In Church

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”

“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”

“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.”

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A Little Girl And Her Grandfather

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?”

“Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.”

“Oh,” she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me too?”

“Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he ?”

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Skip_D January 4, 2013 at 4:25 am

LOL!!! these are great! 🙂


2 Sherry Riter January 4, 2013 at 8:37 am



3 Stéfan January 4, 2013 at 9:16 am



4 Sherry Riter January 4, 2013 at 6:19 pm



5 Kathy Smith January 4, 2013 at 12:45 pm

I love to read what little kiddos say. these are very funny, can’t wait to read more.


6 Sherry Riter January 4, 2013 at 6:33 pm

😀 I’m so glad you enjoyed them!


7 Audrey January 4, 2013 at 5:54 pm

Sometimes they’re too honest. Saying, “Mom, that outfit is so NOT you”, as I’m walking out the door with no time to change.


8 Sherry Riter January 4, 2013 at 6:34 pm

LOL LOL LOL Yeah, I hear, “When are you going to get more stylish?” every day. LOL


9 Debra L Hartmann January 21, 2013 at 12:13 pm

Me again, I am so impressed by your website, I have been visiting almost daily and very much enjoying reading the results of all your hard work. To the point for today, I was wondering if you would mind sharing with me what services you used to get this site up and running? I want to start a site that will be for book reviews and offering proofreading services…your advice? Thanks, Deb


10 Sherry Riter January 21, 2013 at 12:21 pm

Thank you so much Debra! I’m not sure I understand what you mean by services? I designed the blog myself. My side business is designing blogs and social media marketer.


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