Chuckle Of The Day – Bill And Sam

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

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Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.

But after Bill hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.

However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill. But one day, Sam approached the park and much to his surprise, there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, “For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?”

Bill replied, “I’ve been in jail.”

“Jail?” cried Sam. “What in the world for?”

“Well,” Bill said, “you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?”

‘”Yeah,” said Sam, “I remember her. What about her?”

“Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At 87 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty,” Bill said. “The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.”

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 Skip_D December 5, 2012 at 3:22 am

LOL!!! I love it!!! 😛


2 Sherry Riter December 5, 2012 at 8:23 am

😀 I wasn’t expecting the ending to this one. I love it too!


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