Chuckle of the Day – Afternoon Quickie

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Popsicles Cherry Lime Grape Ice Cream

The only way for a young couple to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation…

“An ambulance just drove by!”

“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out.

“Matt is riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”

“Jason is on his skateboard!”

After a few moments he announced, “The Coopers are having sex!!”

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they’re having sex?”

“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.”


Uh oh! LOL Children sure do grow up fast!

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{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Sherita December 14, 2012 at 3:55 am

I literally howled at this one! Thanks for a good laugh!


2 Sherry Riter December 14, 2012 at 8:12 am

😀 My pleasure!


3 Stéfan December 14, 2012 at 8:08 am



4 Sherry Riter December 14, 2012 at 8:12 am



5 PJ December 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Hey Red! That was HILARIOUS! but SOOOOO true! It’s sad, but I would doubt if kids know more about that subject than some adults! LOL!


6 Sherry Riter December 14, 2012 at 8:12 pm

Sometimes and in some cases, I thinks kids do know waaaaaaaaaaaay too much! LOL


7 PJ December 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

DUH! I meant to say I WOULDN’T doubt…


8 Ric Fox December 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I wish I could still get these jokes about sex without trying to remember who the neighbor was back when I had it regular.


9 Sherry Riter December 14, 2012 at 8:10 pm

LOL LOL LOL You’re too funny!


10 Joan December 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm



11 Sherry Riter December 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm



12 Virginia December 19, 2012 at 1:01 pm

I didn’t see that coming. Oops no pun intended, I swear!


13 Sherry Riter December 19, 2012 at 10:05 pm



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