Chuckle Of The Day – Golf

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Golf

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A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

Wife: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?’

Husband: ‘Definitely not!’

Wife: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’

Husband: ‘Of course I do.’

Wife: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’

Husband: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’

Wife: ‘You would? (Hurt look)

Husband: (Groans)

Wife: ‘Would you live in our house?’

Husband: ‘Sure. It’s a great house.’

Wife: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’

Husband: ‘Where else would we sleep?’

Wife: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’

Husband: ‘Probably. It is almost new.’

Wife: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’

Husband: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’

Wife: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’

Husband: ‘No. I’m sure she’d want her own.’

Wife: ‘Would you take her golfing with you?’

Husband: ‘Yes. Those are always good times.’

Wife: ‘Would she use my clubs?’

Husband: ‘No. She’s left-handed.’

Wife: —- silence —-

Husband: ‘. . . Darn!’

 

Hmmmm…I would say the hubby is in big trouble now!

 

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1 Skip_D August 13, 2012 at 1:42 am

Yikes!

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2 The Redhead Riter August 13, 2012 at 8:36 am

LOL

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3 Michael August 14, 2012 at 5:40 am

great joke…for golfers and non-golfers alike !

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4 The Redhead Riter August 14, 2012 at 8:13 am

Glad you enjoyed it! :)

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