Just the other day I gave you 55 ways to stay cool during hot summer months. So let me tell you about today…
It is going to get really hot.
Yesterday it was hot too.
Tomorrow could be even hotter.
I don’t like the heat and neither does my body. That is why the moment I got home from buying the groceries and after I lugged them all into the kitchen last night, I immediately put on the whitest and coolest attire I could find.
Well, actually, I didn’t have to “put it on.” I simply had to take everything else off. Yes, naked. I was so hot that I thought I was going to pass out. It made me think about all the people back in the 1800’s and I knew that in the survival of the fittest, I would be out of the contest pretty darn fast.
I’m just glad that Alyssa wasn’t home when I was dressed in solid white or she would have freaked out. I’m laughing my head off at the thought of her finding me totally naked and stretched out on the leather sofa.
Oh, the joys of motherhood.