Chuckle of the Day – Credit Cards and God

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Credit Cards

american express chuckle of the day

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks,”Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?”

“No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our MasterCard yet?”

“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

“One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send a check for the Visa this month?” he asks.

“Oh, forgive me, Abe,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, “What was that for?” Abe answers,

“They’ll find us!”

 

God

earth chuckle of the day

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then He made the earth round…and laughed and laughed and laughed…

 

 
Just wanted to show the men that I’m an equal opportunity joker.
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Skip_D July 19, 2012 at 3:48 am

hehehe… those are delightful! :)

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The Redhead Riter July 19, 2012 at 8:10 am
Lavonda July 19, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Cute! Thanks for the giggles.

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The Redhead Riter July 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm

My pleasure, Lavonda!

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