Chuckle Of The Day – Chainsaw And False Teeth

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Chainsaw

craftsman chainsaw heavy duty

A clerk at the hardware store sells Ole a chainsaw saying that he can cut several cords a day with it.

Ole comes back a few days later saying he cut 10 cords on day 1, only 5 cords on day 2, and was only able to cut 1 on day three.

The hardware store clerk took up the chainsaw and pulled the cord and started it.

Ole said, “Vat’s dat noise?”

 

False Teeth

false teeth women men dentures

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up…

 

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Skip_D July 30, 2012 at 5:00 am

LOL!!! You never disappoint! Those are great!!!

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2 The Redhead Riter July 30, 2012 at 7:26 am
3 Joan July 31, 2012 at 1:58 pm

LOL! I agree, Skip, she never disappoints! :)

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4 The Redhead Riter August 2, 2012 at 1:26 am
5 laura thomas July 30, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Thanks so much. I needed that!!

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6 The Redhead Riter August 2, 2012 at 1:25 am

:D I did too!

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7 Annie August 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Ha! Good ones, I like the false teeth one – never shuts up, lol!

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8 The Redhead Riter August 11, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Me too Annie! I love laughing!

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