Chuckle Of The Day – Dentist And Driving

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Trip To The Dentist

dentist dental patient chair reclining

My name is Alice. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some thirty plus years ago. Could this dentist be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back in the good old days? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. ‘Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a mustang,’ he gleamed with pride.

‘When did you graduate?’ I asked.

He answered, ‘In 1965. Why do you ask?’

You were in my class!’ I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that old, bald, wrinkled faced, gray-haired, decrepit man asked, ‘What did you teach???’

Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette

A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts Donkey !

Immediately the man shouts back %&^#@!

The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road maintaining his speed.

donkey crash through car windshield

Moral of the story: Men never listen and when they do, they don’t understand one word a woman says.

 

 
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Sherry Riter, also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

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1 Skip_D June 17, 2012 at 1:45 am

ROFLOL!!! You’ve outdone yourself with these! Splitting my sides!!!

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2 The Redhead Riter June 17, 2012 at 10:02 am

:D Glad it made you laugh.

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3 doretta June 17, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Loved these jokes.

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4 The Redhead Riter June 18, 2012 at 9:03 pm

I’m so glad you enjoyed them, Doretta!

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