Chuckle Of The Day – Old Age, Coupon And Chivalry

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

Because I like to laugh and these jokes totally cracked me up, I’m very happy to share them with you today. As a warning, make sure that you are not eating or drinking anything while you read this post. I don’t want you to have to dial 9-1-1 because you start choking.

Old Age

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady who was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar.

He walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke two cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex with lots of men and I don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied.



I didn’t realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at all gas stations. You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere. Now is the time to use them before they lose their value and it’s too late!

Take a good look at the coupon below…


Who Says Chivalry Is Dead?

A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber’s face.

The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. He sees one of the tellers looking straight at him; the robber walks over and calmly shoots him dead.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

“Did anyone else see my face?” calls the robber.

There follows a tense minute of silence. Then an elderly Italian gentleman, looking down, tentatively raises his hand and says, “I tinka my wife caught a glimpse”


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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 andy May 2, 2012 at 1:12 am

and then she killed him…lol lol


2 The Redhead Riter May 2, 2012 at 2:01 am

LOL Andy!!!!


3 Skip_D May 2, 2012 at 1:27 pm

ROFLOL!!! *recovering from choking fit*


4 The Redhead Riter May 2, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Yeah Skip, I had a real clear pic in my head of you with a peanut butter beard. LOL LOL LOL


5 C. Brandon Baird May 2, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Funny stuff Redhead! Haven’t laughed like this for a while.


6 The Redhead Riter May 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Thanks Brad!!! I’m glad it made you laugh!! 🙂


7 Joan May 5, 2012 at 7:41 pm

I laughed out loud when I read Old Age! I smiled when I read Coupon because it is so true! But my favorite was Who Says Chivalry Is Dead? I roared with laughter when I read that one! 🙂


8 The Redhead Riter May 5, 2012 at 7:42 pm


Laughing is good for the soul, so I did you good today! 😉


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