Chuckle Of The Day – Four Worms In Church

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon, so he took four worms and placed them into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol … Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke …Dead.

The third worm in chocolate syrup … Dead.

The fourth worm in good, clean soil … Alive!

So the Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”

Little Johnny was sitting in the back and quickly raised his hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

That pretty much ended the service!!
 

 
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1 Skip_D April 24, 2012 at 1:46 am

LOL!!! Love it! 😀

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2 The Redhead Riter April 24, 2012 at 2:00 am

I’m glad Skip!

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3 mom April 24, 2012 at 2:15 am

I love these,lol

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4 The Redhead Riter April 24, 2012 at 8:11 am

I love to laugh, Mom! I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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5 Joan April 24, 2012 at 4:25 pm

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Well, it looks like I laughed the longest and hardest of all your readers! Actually, on second thought it wasn’t that funny, but it was funny enough and I don’t want to go back and delete all those LOL’s! But what I really want to know is why Skip gave it only one LOL? 🙂

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6 The Redhead Riter April 24, 2012 at 5:00 pm

You are soooooooooooooooooooo silly, Joan!!!!

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7 Skip_D April 24, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Actually, I may in fact have laughed as hard as anyone, but as our hostess knows, this one hit pretty close to home for me, so I was grinning as much as laughing!!! LOL!

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8 The Redhead Riter April 24, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Now I’m LOLing

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9 Wendy April 25, 2012 at 8:32 pm

I love it! 🙂

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10 The Redhead Riter April 25, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Glad it gave you a big smile, Wendy!!!

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11 Audrey October 6, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Did you take this picture? This looks like the church Terry and I got married in!

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12 Sherry Riter October 6, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Nope, this is one of the few pictures that I personally didn’t take – sorry!

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