Chuckle of The Day – The Toilet Seat

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

The Toilet Seat

toilet seat

My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. She wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

(Try to get a mental picture of this.) The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”

The Doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them….I just never saw one mounted and framed.”

Are You Bored?

door stop

Just in case you have ABSOLUTELY nothing better to do and you are COMPLETELY bored, I have something to entertain you.

Yes, you will feel like a child again.

Seriously! It will be fun!

Just click on the picture of the doorstop shown above and then when you see another picture, click on it too.

Yeah, I’m easily amused, but I bet you smile.

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Skip_D January 17, 2012 at 11:53 pm

I laughed, I smiled, I chuckled… LOL! 🙂

Great fun!


2 Lisa January 18, 2012 at 7:29 am

It scared me first but funny too !


3 TJ January 18, 2012 at 9:55 am

The chuckle of the day are my favorite post. The first time I hit the door stop my sound was wide open, and I cleared my seat,lol



4 Dave Keller January 19, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Very funny. I will share this.


5 Joan January 20, 2012 at 3:12 am

Too, too funny! I howled with laughter at the punchline! And the door stop was fun too! :o}


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