Chuckle of the Day – Teen At The Food Court

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Dad is now 66 years old.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid….

“Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”

Cute, huh?

If that gave you a smile today, you might also want to read the Chuckle of the Day – Burglar. It’s really cute and is about a parrot.


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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Stéfan December 3, 2011 at 9:06 am

Ha! Big smile.


2 sarah December 4, 2011 at 3:14 am

love it.


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