Chuckle of the Day – Dinner With A Redhead

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle,Red Hair,Redhead

The Aging Cell Phone

I just got my new cell phone, and it’s one that I can understand, outsmart, and know how to operate!!! I got it at the “Verizon Cell Phone for Seniors store” at the mall!

cell phone

Stay Out Of Jail

If you ever get the sudden URGE to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first.

It’ll keep you from streaking.


Dinner With A Redhead

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table…He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place.. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.’

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks… They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’

‘No,’ she replies, ‘You just happened to catch my eye.’

glass eye

The Redhead Riter

This post was written by...

Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Jen October 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Love love love the phone picture!!


2 athelda October 18, 2011 at 2:56 pm

Just bought a smart phone a few weeks ago. Everything's touch prompted. It took me a full day to be able to answer the thing;)


3 Lori October 18, 2011 at 4:01 pm

You make me smile!


4 Liz October 18, 2011 at 10:23 pm



5 Bev October 19, 2011 at 1:13 am

I am wiping tears of laughter. Too FUNNY!


6 Kinzie October 23, 2011 at 3:27 am

LOVE the phone!! You have a great blog!


Leave a Comment

"How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment
when we realize we have discovered a friend."

~William E. Rothschild~

Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts.
I respond back to all comments.


Previous post:

Next post: