Chuckle of the Day – Geography of a Woman & Man

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle,Relationship

Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
AP Photo/Mehr News, Sajjad Safari)


I have too many friends that are men, so it is best if I do not comment.

(silently laughing my head off)

Relax! It is just a joke!

The Redhead Riter

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{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

1 mom2kiddos July 9, 2011 at 3:27 am

Hahaha!!! Totally agree with you! Thanks for sharing this!


2 bradssafeandlock July 9, 2011 at 3:48 am

And the nuts rule ! :o)


3 Ana July 9, 2011 at 4:51 am

Haha- made my night! thank you =)


4 PJ July 9, 2011 at 3:23 pm

How Hilarious, but so true! (did I say that?!) LOL!

I clicked your +1. Before I clicked it, it showed 2. I clicked it and it stayed at two. I clicked it again and it went down to 1, I clicked it again and it went back to two. What's up?

Love ya!


5 A Quiet Corner July 9, 2011 at 6:38 pm

How true is that!!!…LOL…:)JP


6 Mom of Mayhem July 10, 2011 at 2:51 am

Totally priceless and true!!!


7 Doreen Lombardo-Campisi July 10, 2011 at 7:22 am

Hysterical. Perfect timing for a good laugh. Thanks. Loved it.


8 Katherines Corner July 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm

LOL! ?


9 Janie July 10, 2011 at 2:24 pm

this is hilarious and so true! LOL!


10 SK Sartell September 13, 2011 at 11:14 pm

Thanks so much for making me grin.
Geography of a Woman



11 Mike July 27, 2013 at 10:13 am

Thanks, RR! That made me laugh aloud even though the wife, daughter and 1.3 yr old grand boy are sleeping. The joy ( and bane) of the Interwebs is stumbling upon something fine like your site whilst involved in a mostly unrelated search.
Lucky me!


12 Sherry Riter July 29, 2013 at 12:22 am

😀 Good! I’m glad you found it funny enough to laugh out loud! Sometimes accidents are great. Thanks for visiting. 🙂


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