I am lucky enough to tell you the “Six Truths in Life”
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. It is a physical impossibility.
2. All idiots after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .
I sincerely apologize about this because I was sure that I could do this trick especially since I have a magical tongue. So my pride got the worst of me and obviously, I’m an idiot. Since I needed company, there isn’t a better place to go than to my friends. I know how you feel…another idiot friend of mine sent this to me in an email. I guess there is a lot of us running around!
Your idiot redheaded friend,