Chuckle of the Day – Black Bra

by Sherry Riter in Chuckle

black bra

I can tell you one thing that I am 100% sure you won’t ever see on my blog…me in a bra only!

Extremely modest and shy would be the best way to describe this redhead. Maybe that’s why I love long johns and flannel shirts so much…they cover!

With that said, I read the funniest little story the other day and I just had to share it.

So here it goes…

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’

Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,…

“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”

Was that funny or was that funny?! I thought it was really funny and have a vivid picture of the whole scenario in my head.

I’m very visual.

Kind of like a man.

Just in case any men have their minds stuck on the bra,

I’m wearing five shirts,

two vests,

one blazer,

and a long Eskimo type coat to my ankles with a hood

and gloves.
Sincerely your heavily clothed blogger,


The Redhead Riter

Phew, it’s getting hot in here!

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Mom of M&Ms September 9, 2010 at 11:33 pm

Rolling on the floor!!!! I think I am gonna cry cause I am laughing so hard….( maybe it is funnier when you HAVE been married for 20 years).


2 Holly September 9, 2010 at 11:38 pm

OMG!! Yo made my DAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHA…. SAD, but SO TRUE!!! ;p I'm with you on the modesty bit… so much so that when I lived in SoCal, I opened and ran the ONLY modest bridal store in CA, probably!! LOL!! ALL because there were NO options for our girls and I thought it ridiculous that girls had to either buy online, travel to another STATE, or MAKE a DECENT gown for their formal occasion or wedding… *sigh*… OK, So maybe it was a MANIC thing when it began! HAH!! I CAN be extreme at times. ;p As IF you hadn't already figured that out…

Thanks for the laugh!!


3 Rosabelllle September 10, 2010 at 3:49 am

Hi Red,
That was sooooooo funny I kept laughing to. Funny stuff. I've enjoyed this posting. I'm glad your feeling better about yourself and your blog here.


4 Rosabelllle September 10, 2010 at 3:49 am

Hi Red,
That was sooooooo funny I kept laughing to. Funny stuff. I've enjoyed this posting. I'm glad your feeling better about yourself and your blog here.


5 Libby's Library September 10, 2010 at 5:36 am

I wasn't expecting that!
Thanks for the laugh.
BTW – I got really grossed out by the picture of the snake that showed up on your LinkWithin. YUCK


6 Libby's Library September 10, 2010 at 5:38 am

PS – who designed your blog? I love it. It's so wide! I want one just like it, when my blog grows up!


7 Lisa September 10, 2010 at 9:20 am

hahahaha you made me smile! 😀 Thank you!


8 MusingMom6 September 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm

I'm glad to hear your mood is up. Sometimes the best thing is of relax and let life be fun.


9 Confessions Of The Unfaithful Widow September 10, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Love this entry! Now that I've found your blog (outside of blog frog) I will follow. I just wrote about bras on my blog but have to say, not as good as this one! Barbara


10 Lala's Pequenos September 10, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Love it! Thanks for the chuckle!


11 Q September 10, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Fabulous! 🙂


12 Lori September 10, 2010 at 4:10 pm

I'm glad I stopped by, that was just too funny!


13 Madison September 10, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Too funny! Thanks for sharing!


14 Jennifer Haas September 10, 2010 at 6:35 pm

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15 Doreen Lombardo September 10, 2010 at 7:05 pm

OMG, that was way too funny. Thanks for sharing. Me, I'm not modest, never was, but I loved your description of what you were wearing while blogging. 🙂 I wear as little as possible, I hate clothing.


16 Karen, aka "Kitten" September 10, 2010 at 7:59 pm

**giggling** I think my husband of 32 years might respond with a "Zorro" comment, too. Maybe not! Will let you know when I lose 30 pounds and buy a black bra.


17 Amanda September 10, 2010 at 8:32 pm

I just laughed so hard I woke my husband up from a nap! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I am going to have to share this one. FABULOUS!


18 katlupe September 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Funny story, Red! I too, am a flannel shirt and sweatpants type of woman. But I wasn't always this way, and was a very good customer of Victoria's Secret some years back. Hubby was uncontrollable when he came to pick me up for a date because he knew…….

Men just love that black lingerie!


19 MaryB September 11, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Sounds about right. 🙂


20 Alyssa September 12, 2010 at 6:44 am

I think I read that once upon a time, but still hilarious! Thanks for sharing.


21 Lisa Ladrido September 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm

That was so funny! That is probably what my husband would have said if I had dared greet him like that!

Thanks for sharing Red! ~Lisa


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