Chuckle of the Day – Men and Chocolate

by Sherry Riter in Chocolate,Chuckle,Fun,Humor,Relationship

Yesterday, I told you that men melt and I even posted some photos of melting men.

Today, I thought we could discuss how men are like chocolate.


Chocolate is very sweet and to my sugar craving body

sweetness is extremely satisfying.

Men are the sweetest when they want something from you

or they want you to do something.


Chocolate, as it melts on your tongue,

is as smooth as silk.

Men can turn on the smooth act like Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind,

and I like a suave, smooth, debonair man.

Let’s face it ladies…

We CAN have our man and chocolate too.

Chocolate Man

I think that picture just melted my computer monitor.

I don’t think I can breathe. Someone get me some oxygen!

The Redhead Riter

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Sherry Riter is also known as The Redhead Riter. Sherry is witty, intelligent and addictive as she writes about cooking, family, marriage, failures, blogging tips, art, humor, inspiration, travel, PTSD and aging. Her goal is to inspire, motivate, educate and to make her audience laugh. Sherry embraces being a redhead and helps others to see the redhead point of view…"In some eras redheads were worshipped while others thought us witches. Personally, I like the former and think every day is 'Love a redhead day!'" She can also be found on Facebook, Google+, Pinterest, StumbleUpon, Linkedin, tweeting as @TheRedheadRiter and you can subscribe to her free blog feed.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 tweezle March 31, 2010 at 7:30 pm

Oh WOW! I have the strangest craving to lick my computer screen :-P~


2 Joaness March 31, 2010 at 10:48 pm

Ummmmmmmm I forgot what I wanted to say! Yowsa.


3 Bombshell BLISS April 1, 2010 at 12:36 am

My son just asked if he was eating poo. I replied, "Go away dear, mom's having a moment".

Thanks! I needed that!


4 The Redhead Riter April 1, 2010 at 2:16 am

Bombshell Bliss you just made me laugh so hard my stomach started hurting. That was so funny.


5 Pam Ponder April 1, 2010 at 3:44 am

oh yumm, can I have him 🙂


6 Bitsy Baby Photography May 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy…to the chocolate i mean =)


7 Avon Beautiful May 15, 2010 at 11:38 pm

Mmmmmmm, that looks absolutely positively scrumptiously delicious… and heck, I don't even like chocolate!!!


8 Joan April 8, 2012 at 9:27 pm

But is he kind? Have a heart of gold? Have a great sense of humor? And is he smart? Ohhh, who cares about all those traits when you look at him and can get lost in his blue eyes! 🙂


9 The Redhead Riter April 8, 2012 at 9:29 am

Phew! At first, you had me worried Joan! LOL


10 Paula December 18, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Red, cant help it. He is not melting my monitor. He is not doing anything for me. Even worse, I do not liek chocolate anymore.


11 Sherry Riter December 19, 2012 at 12:06 am

Oh my! I can’t imagine not liking chocolate anymore. Did you used to like chocolate?


12 Kim Rowley November 5, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Reminds of the saying, “Coffee, Chocolate, Men – Some Things Are Just Better Rich.” 🙂


13 Sherry Riter November 6, 2013 at 8:00 am

LOLOLOL Kim!!! 😛


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